I asked Eli, do you want to eat Sausage? No. Popsicle? No. Ice Cream? No Edamame? No. Pointing to me, he says “You my mommy”.

On the occasion Eli sits on his little potty. When nothing comes out, he says his PeePee is broken and he wants to go to the store to buy a new PeePee.

Daddy and Eli were reading books before Eli went to sleep. After reading several books. Daddy told Eli, “this is the last one”. Eli responded “last one Daddy, last one.” Then, after that book Eli picked up another book and said ” Daddy, this is the last one, Daddy, this is the last one”. This [...]

Eli said he wanted an ice cream sandwich. He said he wanted to go to the chicken to get it. I responded, “the kitchen”. Eli said, “yes, the chicken”. We might be the only house on the block that stores milk and eggs in its own chicken.

Punishment for having a two year old… He insists that mommy stay with him for several hours while he watches the same episodes of Blues Clues over and over and over and over again.

Eli has been taking baths all of his entire 2.5 years of life. In the last bath he made a brilliant discovery, “Mommy, my tushy has a hole in it”.

The family is in the car, headed for the drive thru lane at Wendy’s. I ask Eli “Would you like a frosty?”. Eli replies, “I want a froggy.”

Mommy was scratching her nose. Little 2yr old Eli asked “Mommy, are you picking your nose? Mommy don’t pick your nose”

Eli: Knock Knock Me: Who’s there Eli: Eli Tran Monkey

I was getting dressed on morning and Eli saw me put a pantiliner in my underwear. The next day when I was getting dressed, he asked where was the sticker and pointed to my underwear.